Neverholme Annual Dwarf-tossing Competition

History
Held in the town of Neverholme, the annual dwarf-tossing competition is a long-standing tradition of over half a century. The competition is fierce, with many dwarves being trained from a young age in disciplines such as acrobatics and aviation, in a (poor) attempt to bring home the prize. The winner of the dwarf-toss (ie. the participant who throws their champion dwarf the furthest) wins 80gp and a spot on the "Wall of Fame" in the Twelvetrees Inn. Second place is 40gp, whilst third place wins a free drink for the tosser and their dwarf. Winning the competition is a great honour, and many of the past winners have gone on to become local celebrities.

Participating in the competition is now seen as a rite of passage in the region. Dwarves as young as 30 have been known to enter the competition in order to prove their manliness, though rumours have circulated that three young dwarves in a overcoat often try to compete. Although heavily discouraged, it's also thought that breaking more bones during the toss will bring good fortune for the coming year.

Rules and Regulations

 * All dwarves must be registered with the committee at least one month before the competition, using the correct paperwork.
 * Dwarves only - no fat halflings allowed!
 * Attempts to shave your dwarf are done so at your own risk.
 * All damages must be paid for.

Notable Champions

 * Grenkom the Streamlined – sturdy and brave, 4.2 ft, fan favourite.
 * Kramdak the Hairless – some say he covers himself in lard to fly further. Also, he’s entirely naked.
 * Lurgor the Stupid – possibly brain damaged from the competition but may just be naturally idiotic. Up to you to decide. Basically useless.
 * Fikheas the Mad – his temper is only matched by his determination to win. Foul mouthed, likes whiskey and hitting things with his waraxe when he doesn’t get his way.
 * Morgras the Rocket – Smallest of the dwarves, wears a long red hat. Makes a cute “wheeeee!” noise when he’s flung.

Previous Winners
56th Winner - Freyja Wardenshield & Fikheas the Mad